I had a dream that I robbed Disneyland. There were a lot of weird things in dream Disneyland that definitely do not exist inside of real Disneyland, including a massive snowy forest, a checkpoint that only Barack Obama or Joe Biden could pass (there was some kind of voice recognition thing) and a nuclear explosion that no one beside us apparently noticed because the park was so huge. I think one of the people I was with either was Amy Poehler or did an awesome impression of her because we used her name to pass the voice recognition checkpoints. At the end of the dream I smiled at this security guard that we had been getting past without incident throughout the whole dream and as i walked past him I heard him say into his radio “Hey, I think I got them. I need you to check all of the security tapes for this girl’s face.” I woke up SO freaked out. My heart was pounding and i felt this overwhelming urge to delete my facebook and tumblr, smash my phone and fly back to new york right away in order to blend in more easily. 

I’m not sure why I’m posting this on the internet but it’s way earlier than I’m usually up and I’m definitely not falling back asleep at this point, so I’m gonna just not question it.